Ask Apple Bumpkin
Ooc: Strudely’s dead, huh?
Ooc: Guess whose Birthday it is on Saturday?
Bumpkin we haven't talked in like forever and whenever we do Red's always there,and Red's meh. So let's have a filly's day!

Alright.

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

Nope.

Then, show ‘em.

*doesn’t let her*

*Pulls harder* DAMNI, RED, STAHP!

No.

*Plants her hooves firmly on the floor, and tugs again* AH SHAID STAHP!

Red, do ah have ta git cousin AJ down here, an’ have her MAKE ya show yer hooves?

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

Nope.

Then, show ‘em.

No.

…Ah’ll git Strudely.

She ain’t gonna have any more luck.

Please, ya’ll hav ta USE yer hooves jus’ ta git her away from ya.

mhm

…Yer not gonna force me ta git drastic in a hospital room, are ya?

Nope.

Then, show me yer hooves.

Uhm… No.

…*Attempts to yank the covers off*

Red, do ah have ta git cousin AJ down here, an’ have her MAKE ya show yer hooves?

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

Nope.

Then, show ‘em.

No.

…Ah’ll git Strudely.

She ain’t gonna have any more luck.

Please, ya’ll hav ta USE yer hooves jus’ ta git her away from ya.

mhm

…Yer not gonna force me ta git drastic in a hospital room, are ya?

Nope.

Then, show me yer hooves.

Red, do ah have ta git cousin AJ down here, an’ have her MAKE ya show yer hooves?

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

Nope.

Then, show ‘em.

No.

…Ah’ll git Strudely.

She ain’t gonna have any more luck.

Please, ya’ll hav ta USE yer hooves jus’ ta git her away from ya.

mhm

…Yer not gonna force me ta git drastic in a hospital room, are ya?

Red, do ah have ta git cousin AJ down here, an’ have her MAKE ya show yer hooves?

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

Nope.

Then, show ‘em.

No.

…Ah’ll git Strudely.

She ain’t gonna have any more luck.

Please, ya’ll hav ta USE yer hooves jus’ ta git her away from ya.

Red, do ah have ta git cousin AJ down here, an’ have her MAKE ya show yer hooves?

red-delicious-pony:

askapplebumpkin:

red-delicious-pony:

Nope.

Then, show ‘em.

No.

…Ah’ll git Strudely.